i dont want my words to be taken out of context
i dont want to be infantilized because i refuse to be sexualized
i dont want to be molested at shows or on the street by people who perceive me as an object that exists for their personal satisfaction
i dont want to live in a world where…
Once there was a beautiful princess named MOCA. She had a great collection but she wasn’t very good at managing her money. Soon, she was flat broke.
Across town there was a guy named LACMA:
He was a good guy, and a hard worker, but his collections weren’t as sexy as…
Tonight I went to the gas station by my apartment to buy some late night snacks. The gas station is just off of the Las Vegas Strip, so it gets a lot of foot traffic, especially late at night. As I was paying for my snacks, a visibly drunk woman in tribal print leggings burst through the doors, sidled up to the counter, and demanded to know if they had a restroom.
“Yeah,” said the clerk. “Five dollars.”
“Five dollars? For real?”
“Yeah, for real.”
“You’re gonna charge me five dollars to use the restroom? Really? Nah..”
They went on like this for a bit until her skepticism won out, “Alright, it’s over there, go ahead, you didn’t fall for it,” he says, smiling and shaking his head, and tells her the door code.
“I love fucking with the drunk people,” he says to me.
“Do they usually fall for it?”
“All of them,” he says. ”But I don’t fuck with the ones in skirts. ‘Cause the ones in the skirts, they’ll just go in the back and piss on the floor.”
Let me just photoshop in some mistletoe